Calling you a one-trick pony seems like an insult to ponies that at least have their one trick nailed down.

The prettiest one of these I ever saw is a candy-apple red one with a fold-down windshield, driven by of all people Jeremy Piven.

Settle down, Francis.

I know jack and shit about the 240z, but I know that it’s one of those rare cars that looks good from absolutely any angle.  I always thought it was gorgeous, stock or riced out.

Sub-par education at multiples the cost of a local community college. It’s good to see the companies go, it’s bad that it’s done this abruptly leaving this many people in the cold, with no plan to assist their victims, and possibly the worst DOE team imaginable to handle the crisis.

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Imagine how bad it will be when Barrett-Jackson and others turn this era into their new cash cow. 47 year old orthodontists going I ALWAYS DREAMED OF HAVING A TURBO X AS A KID and hitting the gavel for 175,000

People are pissed they have to pay for it.

Yes. Both genders, both parties, all branches. The idiocy of lifetime appointments compounds it. We’re stuck in the absurd position of worrying that the only thing holding back the tide is the health of a woman in her mid-80s.

Relying on the people in the district to vote for someone else ignores the huge advantages of incumbency and party structure. South Carolina was happy to send the mummified yet living remains of Strom Thurmond back time after time, even after knowing he was senile. They knew they were essentially voting for his…

I’d love to peg it some way inversely to the full retirement age of Social Security.  You fuckers wanna raise our retirement age?  For every year you push us back, you get booted 10 years earlier.

Strom Thurmond has been dead for even longer.  The ridiculousness of their last years in power still stands to prove my point.

At what point does “fuck ageism” transition to “maybe people in their 70s and 80s, and jesus christ, their 90s shouldn’t have the deathgrip on power”?

Exhibit A against the ridiculously NYC-heavy media climate is in-joke bullshit like this.

The party of fiscal responsibility.

I love Spencer Hall’s college football writing, and have for years. But isn’t he a senior editor now?   Is he just kind of off on his own with the EDSBS brand or does he have a part in this racket?

Is speculating on the identity of a domestic violence victim here truly necessary?

5 grand buys about a picosecond’s worth of ad time on an MLB broadcast.  It’s hilarious how much bad press it buys MLB.

It’s like a lot of stuff that flunks NPOCP.  I’d never pay it.  But someone out there would.

1. Was there some “aha” moment or huge development that led to LEDs being the standard in low-draw, high-output lighting? Or was it just incrementally better material sciences?