It’s kind of refreshing as a Caps fan to see that the players are handling their summer long bacchanalia better than I handled my one night of drunken celebration as probably the only Capitals fan in all of Alabama.

Yes, they’re so fucking popular the defending series champion team is folding due to lack of sponsorship.  Try to keep up.

It’s probably the 300th most embarrassing thing going about NASCAR right now.

I don’t follow baseball closely enough to know why but it still amazes me the lengths of unprofessionalism that MLB will tolerate from its officiating crew.

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That is genuinely the best grown-up bachelor party ever idea I’ve ever heard in my life.

Just standing here in front of a t-shirt rack making the totally relaxed, default position for my hands that is not at all a message for anything

He was fantastic but I don’t ever remember him just literally making up three steps in 20 yards on people who had him cut off at a dead sprint.

They had the damn angle on him in the 2nd one, too. They had the angle.

Stewart Lee’s bits are getting more esoteric.

So, in this article, are you inferring that we don’t use words correctly?

lol did 3 of your interns reply with the same prepared block of text at once?

I’ve always ordered Saab parts from eeuroparts, are they under this umbrella?

If the same equity firm owns ECS, then whose decision making was it to turn the company into a horrorshow in the first place?

Here in Mobile (his hometown), most of the people in late models couldn’t stand him. One notable exception was the guy who does the local racing show on the radio, Tommy Praytor (you may know his son Thomas Praytor of a few ARCA and truck races), who blamed his “troubles” on the run of bad financial luck he’d had…

Few quick hits on UAB:

Long article that could have basically been “find a place and a way to jerk off”.

Between this and paying for her child rapist brother’s lawyer, maybe it’s time y’all confronted the possibility that she’s a piece of shit

Well, at least this record can only get shorter.