“He never harassed me” is not the same as “he’s never harassed anybody”.

Here’s a great idea, Alfa Romeo. Have a fucking website that shows how far the nearest dealer is (and thus how realistic the option of buying and servicing one is), instead of just “NO DEALERS IN YOUR AREA”

Saraland, Alabama.

Thank you, sincerely, for the using the qualifier “considers himself”.

I’d challenge the assertion that Corporal Jeffrey Goldberg of the IDF is any kind of fucking liberal as well.

Point.

Fiery Ferraris should be the new killer Mustangs.

I have to imagine he’d make allowances both for it being his daughter, and the “gotta pay the bills” part that made him an author.

Dan Jenkins was probably the funniest and best of the previous generation of sportswriters, the stereotypical hard-drinkers with cigars angrily pounding away at typewriters. His novels are hilarious, although sometimes cringingly sexist.

Megan, I appreciate this article and I sure as hell appreciate the way you are all keeping the fire under Barstool. They’re a flaming turd, and I despise the way they monetize bro bullshit.

As a proud Turbo X owner who will use any excuse to drop that fact into conversation, I approve of the pro-Saab direction this website is taking

Yum, nothing like waking up two hours early to start my prep for breakfast before I head off to work

Brian Stelter proved himself a cowardy piece of shit when two Twitter users named fucking Blippo Blappo and Crushing Bort proved that CNN’s golden goose at the time Fareed Zakaria was an incessant plagiarist, and Stelter, as CNN’s media critic, did his best impersonation of someone trying to blend into a wall.

Front wheel drive? Boooo.

following the realization that my decision would free up 8-12 future hours of my life, which I will surely spend bettering myself (playing Overwatch).

We cross-shopped a Mini about 10 years ago. It started at a reasonable price.

lol how many times have you jerked off watching The Goods

An electric/rotary hybrid.

I think the guy that filmed this is a snitch and I hope every car he ever owns suffers from constant electrical gremlins as karmic payback.