It's hilarious when a game developer tells you that you can do anything in his game.

Let's hope this gets the new team ICO game development going again.

It must feel good to be one of those idiots who preordered a console AND an overpriced headset.

Tomorrow on Kotaku : Microsoft changes name of its next gen to console to "whatever, just make our customers stop complaining."

In other news: Microsoft is still run by stupid greedy monkeys.

Patrick George how do you know they're ok when you can't even see that there are 3 people on the bike?

Remember I'm talking to Brian Ashcraft here, let's not burden him with facts and sciency things.

You guys should also report on the sun showing up this morning. it's was incredible.

You can't make sense of 90% of what those "trendy" japanese idiots do...

It's hard to judge how comfortable these houses are from photos, it's easy to trick you into thinking the inner space is sufficient with some lens magic.

they don't usually put them in their pockets, they attach huge trinkets to it (like tedy bears and all kinds of charms) and walk with it in their hands proudly displaying their shitty sense of style.

Don't call me a smartphone.

I'm glad you like them. Enjoy burning your hard earned cash on taxes to maintain them.

you're thumb smells like ass.

That must be the GTR from the movie elysium.

Yes I've seen battleship yamato. It's not too bad thanks to great special effect though the acting was still terrible. The old captain looks like a bum and absolutely not credible. the hero was kind of annoying and the girl was just a brainless bitch who had no character nor charisma. The dialogues are laborious as…

I think he's talking about two fat dudes sticking their dicks in each others butt holes and cumming inside.

BEHOLD! the immaturity of jalopnik commenters even when tragedy strikes a poor man.