I know they don't need to wear things for my entertainment. I'm saying get some variety more as a be-your-own-person kinda thing. There's a million ways to dress comfortably, so if comfort was the #1 priority, I would see more variety. I think it probably evolved due to comfort and being more acceptable than walking…

I'm not saying you gotta walk around in a skirt and heels. I'm just saying that at a school with over 15,000 girls, I would think I'd see more than 3 variations on the female wardrobe between the months of October and April.

Stretchy = spandex, goes on legs = pants. Close enough.

Ugh... guess I should've put on my sarcasm font. No kidding people know what I'm talking about.

North Face jacket, dark or black spandex pants, and Ugg boots has become The Uniform of college girls (or at least all the girls at the 30,000+ student Big Ten school in Pennsylvania I attended). I have learned to hate The North Face.

Would it be rude to bring this up at a PTA conference?
"I vote that we make a binding agreement that no one buys their kid an iPod, iPhone, or any other stuff like that until they are at least old enough to do long-division, get a license, or afford one themselves."

Great in theory until the weak parents gives into…

Any chance you guys can post transcripts of these clips in the future for those of us who can't listen cuz we're at work, err, I mean, have a bad audio card?

He can kick the ball so high it'll loop around the moon and land back in play, but if someone catches it, it doesn't matter whether he's been running the bases for 2 seconds or 2 weeks, he's still out.

I know NFL kickers are the best at what they do and many come from a soccer background, but you're still kicking a moving ball that as Drew put it, is like a beach ball that'll eventually just drop dead in the air. When you actually see someone do anything big in kickball, it's cuz some shlub in the outfield misjudged…

And you get to enjoy the beautiful scenery of I-78 in middle of nowhere Pennsylvania with these new best friends of yours!

People are hoping that if science has advanced enough to revive people from death, that it'll also have advanced enough to fix relatively minor issues like microscopic cellular damage from icing, whatever disease they died of, and oh yeah, fixing decapitation / growing a new body. And why not? Go big or go home, I…

What we call necromancy today may be called "Revival Medicine" or something like that in the future these frozen dead people are waiting for. Kinda like how what we call nuclear chemistry, someone in the 1400s would consider alchemy. But yeah... I had the same initial thought.

If you're pretty serious about running, your options are either going outside or hitting up the treadmill. Many of my friends and I would choose the plague over the treadmill, so we go outside in the crazy weather you mentioned. The important part is going outside safely. Wear reflective gear or even a light if it's…

It's going to be in the 50s in Philly - way too late for that kinda warm weather...

6'4" / 265 is fat? Calvin Johnson is only an inch taller and 10 lbs lighter. Better get Megatron on a diet!

You didn't happen to grow up in the suburbs of Philly in the late 80s / early 90s, did you? I'm, um, asking for someone I know...

I think he was hinting at the fact that you should've said "-e^(i*pi)". Check your order of operations. Alternatively, you could've said "+e^(n*i*pi), where n = any even integer".

Total tax revenue in the US from tobacco in 2011 was about $17 billion. Estimated health-related economic losses due to cigarettes was $193 billion from 2000-2004, including $96 billion in direct medical costs. I know the years don't line up perfectly, but the trends are probably right about the same. Let's average…

Get one of those tiny brushes you used to use to clean test tubes in chemistry class

I think it's a bit of a dick move to take a whole lane (assuming there is no passing lane and you're not on some highway or whatever) and slow down traffic, but to play a little devil's advocate, I believe some cyclists do this because if they go all the way to the right, it encourages drivers to still fly past them…