I think that's already possible, with a lower limit of 1.44 stars required.

Not interactive? They interact with my taste buds and that's good enough for me. And I'm a grown man. If I wanna play with my food, I'll pour myself a bowl of Goldfish crackers and put on a Seaworld act as I try to throw them in the air and catch them in my mouth.

I'm now thinking something along the lines of this would occur:

I just said the same thing elsewhere in the comments. It's so true. Team Waffle Fries for the win!

I put waffle fries at #1. Waffle fries maximize the surface area to volume ratio, thereby allowing you to pack on unreasonably delicious amounts of ketchup, barbecue sauce, mayo (I find this gross, but French people do exist), gravy, etc. and given you the utmost flavorful experience possible.

Whoa whoa whoa, pump your breaks there. I'm an Eagles fan too and no way am I gonna root for the Giants. The only reason I don't want to see them going 0-16 or something similarly abysmal is because I don't want them having a super high draft pick and possibly pick up some guy who ends up killing the Eagles the next 8…

Are you dating a plant?

I hate myself for laughing at you.
+1 bloody nipple

Not only barbecue sauce (which I love on fries instead of ketchup cuz I'm weird), but what about all the Mediterranean and Levant goodness like tzatziki and hummus? You could seat me at a table with a spoon and a bowl of tzatziki and I'd be happy.