Never grow up. It's a trap.

Wow, it was upheld? So what's the next step? Court of appeals? Or a Writ of Certiorari to the Supreme Court?

They weren't suspended for sexual harassment. The rule violation was:

Can I have that one minute of my life back...

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Was this contest the brainchild of Cotton Hill?

it was totally betty white.

“back then it was a necessary system to maintain military discipline,”

Not coerced? In "The Rape Of Nanjing" there's a photo of a young girl, clearly a schoolgirl by her haircut. She's been tied to a chair. Hands strapped to the arms, then legs raised, bent, shins strapped to thighs, and then the folded tied legs are fastened to the chair arms too. So she is actually held open and…

What a psycho.

Philly to Scranton is a two-hour car trip. They really needed to fly??

Seriously Drew?

In college I wanted to invent a new style of pants called EXPANDO PANTS. The kind of pants that expand and contract as you eat/lose weight so that you can live your life in peace. We get bloated, we get chubs, we lose weight. WHY do we need three different pants for these separate occasions. I ask you WHY! Plus I hate…

The great thing about getting older = you no longer give a fuck about this sort of thing. I'm 57. My jeans come up to my belly button - and believe you me, you want them to. I'm actually a fairly stylish dresser (for an old broad who lives in NH) but I don't obsess over silly any more. If we all wore stuff that looked…

I'll just leave this here.

My Goodness....

Bey, meet John Mayer. It's all good, girl.

It truly is all about owning it. If you're gonna put yourself in the public eye, you gotta be willing to accept that you're not always gonna be seen from the perfect angle, with the perfect light, or making the perfect face. I'm not even remotely known to the world and I've had my picture taken in the middle of a…

As someone who has a permanent hole in her face from a Monroe piercing that I removed years ago, I hope homegirl enjoys squirting water out of her cheeks like a dolphin for the foreseeable future, or knows a good doctor.

Gotta be honest with you, this reads like those painfully meta news headlines that makes me want to dropkick a barrel of puppies off a balcony.