SHE IS SO PRETTY. Sigh.

HER BOOTIES AND GOGGLES I LOVE HER

I will never ever understand how a human being can do something as shitty as throwing an unwanted animal away like that, like a piece of trash. Is it that much harder to just drop it off at the shelter? Hell, even if you just leave it in a box in front of a vet’s office, at least there’s the chance that the animal…

Or people getting pets who clearly cannot afford it. Kids barely out of their teens who get a free puppy from a shady dude in the Walmart parking lot and then tell me they only have $25 in their account. That’s the puppy that guaranteed is back a week later with parvo and you hand them a treatment estimate for $2,000…

Why I had to leave being a vet tech, too. The amount of neglect, abuse, and abject irresponsibility I saw on a regular basis was exhausting. Some of the worst people I’ve ever met. And I would last about 5 minutes as an animal control officer.

Will & Kate lived together for a time before announcing their engagement. I don’t think anyone had any illusions that Kate was a virgin when they married. Thankfully the world has moved on from that expectation.

WHY WHY WHY did I make the life choices that ended up with me not having my dream job of taking care of zoo penguins?!?!

or how she would wear just the bottom half. LOL

I need to re-read all those books. The stories about how Amy would torture their dad with her fat suits and fake black-eyes, I’ve never laughed so hard. And their brother Rooster! LMAO

I admit that back during the excellent season that gave us Turtle Time and Scary Island, I actually bought a bottle of Ramona’s wine. It was VILE. I couldn’t even finish the glass, it was so awful.

Not just men...

I’ve heard that Sussex or Clarence are the two most likely ones.

Doesn’t mean they haven’t decided they want to marry, or even that he hasn’t already proposed and she’s accepted. Also it’s possible he’s told his grandmother his intentions, too, and received her approval. It just hasn’t been officially announced.

Oh, me too! I want a big production too! I love the pomp and she’ll be a gorgeous bride and I am old enough to remember Will & Harry as babies and Diana’s wedding so I totally get into that stuff. Fingers crossed. I want Harry happy, he deserves a lovely life with all the babies.

It’s a charity thing that celebrities do in the UK. They answer phones at a stock brokerage firm taking pledges for charity.

I’m sure he could. I just feel like he’d want something smaller. William and Kate had no choice, but Harry does and the way he’s handled his private life and this relationship makes me think he’ll want to keep it small and intimate.

I think the next big wedding on the scale we are thinking/hoping of will be George or Charlotte, honestly.

I just have to say it, the future Duchess of Sussex is SO PRETTY.

He’s going to be a pageboy! And Charlotte will be a flower girl! It’s going to be adorable.

It won’t be huge. At least, not on a Will & Kate level. And remember, this would be her second marriage, I think they will want something lower-key. Like Charles & Camilla, at a smaller church maybe up in Windsor, no big foofy dress or parade through London or balcony kisses.