According to a teen that I somehow inexplicably follow on Tumblr (who is a big One Direction fan too), Calvin is also “problematic” because he’s posted pics that somehow also make him a racist, a homophobe, and a misogynist. Also also? Taylor liked some pic where people were dragging on Harry Styles (?) in the…

My favorite thing in my former vet tech life was when I had a cat under anesthesia because then I had access to rub all the kitteh belleh without worrying about getting my neck clawed out. It was always especially satisfying if the kitty had a history of being fractious, and/or was a chunk.

Dancing Hiddles is my favorite Hiddles.

It’s been a horrible few weeks to be on Facebook lately, between the Syrian refugees coming to start another 9/11 and now I have to deal with fucktards claiming this guy was basically a bank robber who ended up at PP escaping the cops. It’s really an alternate bizarro world for these GOP morons.

People who believe this shit, IMO, have intellects that are no higher than a toddler. Their world is so limited, so simplistic, so lacking in any critical thinking that it is almost hard for me to believe this is a grown man who manages to get up and get dressed on his own every day. What is it like to live in a…

I LOVE HER. I love how positive and happy she is and DAMN that looked like a fun party and I wish I could have been there.

the joke is about Derek and Hansel’s out-of-touch bigotry

You have to see him act, first. He’s amazingly talented. And yes, he can look weird and alien-like sometimes. Other times, he looks like this.

OH HAI DARYL

I loved everything about this night, not just the roasting of Trump to his face but also the extra cockiness because he knew at that moment they were moving in to get Bin Laden. Best night ever.

It was an accident and you have no idea if she felt remorse or not.

Love it, though someone needs to re-record that with music or something over the lady screeching “puppypupppypuppy” over and over. I had to mute. Still. PUPPIEZ!

as an aside, why don’t gifs work on kinja anymore? Having to click the corner to get them to move kind of takes away the entire point.

God, I hope you’re right.

The entire franchise is such a cartoon that having any kind of expectations about them being more feminist seems IMO kind of unnecessary. This is a man who survives a building collapse by landing on a sofa and walks away in an immaculate suit. Where villains with German accents literally still have underground lairs…

Yeah, wtf happened. I had a huge crush on her back in the day. I even managed to get a meet & greet picture back when she was still with No Doubt and she was so so pretty up close and now her face is exactly the same except it’s frozen. Such disappoint.

so so much.

Especially if it’s something that remotely has anything to do with women’s sexuality and “personal responsibility”. Whores should have more self-control, keep those legs crossed. Can’t do it? Well, not my problem, don’t come to me for help.

Because heroin is really cheap. People who have been hooked on oxycontin (thanks doctors!) and can’t afford them anymore turn to heroin.