Wait. I thought she was supposed to be secretly married to RPatz and mother to their baby? This one website told me so.

They’re royal orders.

Estelle was an extremely adorable flower girl.

For a very brief time, a long time ago, she was on a trashy reality show and there was a topless photo shoot. Which she’s very open about, she owns that part of her life and doesn’t apologize. She’s gone on to found a charity and has done lots of work with children and literacy. But people will never let her forget…

Yeah, it’s pins and elaborate tiara hair with lots of product. Some have like an elastic that goes round the back of the head and under the hair.

She used to be really beautiful in her younger years. Then she got into an unhappy marriage and decided to move to Mallorca, smoke a lot and never wear sunscreen again.

Many many non-princesses royals have tiaras. Not sure where you heard that rule.

Tiaras often have a little padded base (in a color to match the hair of the wearer), so the metal doesn’t actually touch the head directly. But yes, i can imagine that even after a couple of hours you gotta feel it. Maybe floofy hair underneath helps. Also, years of practice, working those neck muscles.

OMG are they hiring??!?!

Not to mention that it’s scientifically proven that it’s the father who determines the sex of the child. Why is it her fault they didn’t have a boy? At least her husband has been very supportive of her and so at least she’s got a decent marriage out of it. But that family and it’s traditions are so tough.

Ok.

I think there’s a lot more to it, it’s not like they’re refusing work. I seriously doubt they’d be allowed to get away with that. I think the palace is very carefully leveraging their public appearances, because they get the most publicity out of everyone. Like I said, I think it’ll pick up quite a bit more in the…

The thing is that they’re not yet senior royals. Will is the heir to the heir. Sophie and Camilla and Anne are senior royals. Harry does few actual engagements, most of what he does is stuff having to do with his own private charities. Charles has said very clearly that he wants to trim down the “firm”. Kate’s “job”,…

Ha, same here! I banned bachelorette parties, showers, and matching bridesmaid dresses (it was just my two sisters anyway, and my boy best friend was my Man of Honor). I just said, wear a nice black dress, better if it’s something you already own. So much less stress.

LOL. But it’s so darling! It’s classic and so very very British.

Prince George was actually a very colicky and difficult baby, from all accounts, and didn’t sleep through the night for a very very long time. I am sure little Charlotte is like a breath of fresh air!

You should read up on the really sad story of the Crown Princess of Japan, Masako. She was a Harvard-trained diplomat before marrying into the Japanese royals, and then she basically disappeared for years. She had so much pressure to have a boy heir that she literally had a nervous breakdown. She had a daughter, but…

As someone who is kind of a royal watcher, let me tell you there are absolutely people out there who haaaaaaate Kate. They claim she (and Will, too) are lazy, claiming they don’t work much (there’s a lot of counting of how many engagements she does versus other royals). There’s a lot of comparing them to Saint Harry.…