Damnit, why am I still totally attracted to Fred Armisen when in real-life he's a very well-documented douchebag? Argh.

Sophie looks like she's got some Maltese or maybe mini-Poodle in her. Buster is not a Shepherd, he's too small. I'd say Chihuahua, Corgi and maybe something like Min-Pin? Does he have a curly tail? Oh, who knows. They are mutts. And they're awesome and cute, so what does it matter.

Actually, it was from a visit last week or so? Not that I follow the royals at all, ahem. She's one of those lucky women who carry pregnancy very small and she's got a long torso. I bet future little Princess Elizabeth Diana Aurora ShinyHair is stretching all up into her mom's ribcage.

Well, I mean, she's giving a speech, reading from cue-cards, about a very serious subject. I think she's being very careful and deliberate. I also think her accent is just a bit more posh in this video than she is when she talks normally. I've seen some video of her at like, walk-abouts and stuff and well, she's…

I know, right? I want to climb him like a tree. yum

Honey, the girls over at Tumblr are way ahead of you. They gif'd it in 2.1 seconds.

I AM SO HERE FOR THIS.

Yes, Crime-Fighting BAMF Princess Anne will solve all the murders!

Princess Anne is one of my favorite royals. Just look at that face. She gives no fucks, and will take no BS from anyone. She recycles outfits from 30 years ago. No royal titles for her children, saving them from all that family business. I know she's big into horses, but I had no idea she golfed. Maybe it's just a…

Where is this magical place where people just straight up have owls chilling out on their front lawns?!?

Who is this fantastic person?!

Oh, really? I hadn't heard that. Ah well.

I've thought about this and wondered if RBG has considered stepping down before Obama leaves so that he can appoint her successor instead of, god forbid, a possible GOP president in a couple years. Maybe she's waiting to see how the primaries turn out, if Hillary Clinton decides to run and what her chances look like.

Too bad you have no knowledge of a woman's body.

True. They know, gotta have a good foundation for the tiaras.

The Swedish royals are gorgeous. Especially Princess Madeline (holding the little baby here).

oops, double post.

And she could rock the giant hair and pearls like nobody's business.

THIS.

Tom & Lorenzo once said he wears so much weird crap that he probably sounds like a walking windchime everywhere he goes. Jingle jingle jingle!