He didn't leave her because he was running as a GOP family values man who hoped to one day run for President. He had to be married for the image, you know.

Another reason my clinic does tail docking on newborn puppies, and for a while did ear crops, because where we were, it was very country and it was either perform the procedure using sterile equipment, pain management, and antibiotics or have Bubba use a pair of rusty shears out back in the shed. You kind of grit your…

quite a few do, as well as health visits, for clients who aren't as mobile, etc.

How would they do this, though? And I'm not sure the law would require this, since animals are treated as property.

It is a little morally sketchy, but unfortunately the law treats animals as property, so as an owner you can do whatever you want with your property. A vet can, however, refuse to euthanize if they feel strongly enough that they shouldn't, but many don't feel it's their place to say so. And really if someone is hell…

Um. Thank you for the nightmares.

I was born in Spain and I'm proud of it, but I haaaaaate the sport of bullfighting. And the running of the bulls tradition. I wish they would do away with both. It's so so awful.

Speaking of kittehs, did any of you catch the Yule Log thing on the Hallmark Channel? It's bascially like 3 hours of a cozy fireplace decorated for christmas with holiday music but the best part is that there's a very cute orange kitty lounging in front, sometimes on the hearth, or in a cute little bed, or he'd just…

How do you possibly do this every day without keeling over from a rage stroke?

Awww. I'm sorry. I love the brindle babies.

My favorite part is at the end when Dad collapses from exhaustion and the little girl says "you lost the bet!" and eyerolls off camera. LOL

Mark, I'ma let you finish but this is the best Dad dance of all time.

MARK WILLIAM DAVID SHRAYBER. That headline and that picture. You need to take a seat over there and think about what you've done.

it was a joke

I loved this. I'm such a white girl. Yeesh.

Yes, let's get upset at a President for not doing things that would be impossible for him to do in the first place.

SO MUCH CUTENESS. This is a man who is going to make a fantastic father one day.

It's been like that for a while, I guess he's losing it slower than the way it happened to his poor brother.