TabbyNat
TabbyNat
TabbyNat

According to the game's page: "If any player ... has not reached the first dream level in time for the Final Kick, he or she is lost in Limbo and may be stuck there forever, sacrificing crucial points for victory.

Flappy Bird coverage: Omg! Stolen Mario pipes from a game that came out 30 years ago! Bad developer! Threes ripoff coverage: it's a not a ripoff guys, it's a "demake".

Could be worse.

Portal 2 lost the subtlety of Portal 1's story telling and humor. It also had a bad case of the "you must solve the puzzle our way"s. Tons of dark un-portal-able surfaces.

Overt randomness for the sake of comedy. I call it reddit comedy because that's exactly what reddits sense of humor is. It's hamfisted writing that's only good for people who don't appreciate what it takes to write real comedy.

You aren't being "that guy". Two Girls One Cup (of) Noodles was not subtle, and the reference has been overdone in a variety of internet jokes and memes for the last few years. "Shop a cup into a hilarious photo." It's only obvious what joke to make.

I'm officially going to be "that guy."

If the winner was chosen based on community votes—shame on the community.

Owen, if you chose the winner by hand—I must ask, why?

There are many, many entries in the "finalist" pool that are infinitely more clever, witty, and appropriately referential than the "winning" post was.

I hereby pledge to not play Candy Crush or any games King.com may release in the future.

If only the other person had a gun. Then this would have turned into homicide.

Not that I'm a huge fan of this game or anything (tried it and got to 54 and never picked it up again) But..

"Ripped Art" =/= "Art inspired by..."

Sure but being the first to market always means you're going to pave the road for competitors. Effectively, in any business, competitors can see how you do, read your reviews and basically learn as you do. Whether you make cars or games or phones or whatever, it's basically the same.

I remember VO series as being one on one free roaming fighting. If you're talking about Mech fighting with more than one mech MOBA style, I think Gundam would be more appropriate. Or maybe Robotech would be more interesting....though I'd doubt someone would do a MOBA like that justice...

If I made games for a living, relying upon the sales of my unique idea to pay the bills, and looked at this site, I would probably cry myself to death.

1. BUT WHY DOESN'T SHE JUST MAKE HER OWN GAME?

Sometimes we must become what we hate most in order to throw soybeans at the Japanese.

Siobhan Reddy, Studio Director at Media Molecule, Qantas Australian Woman of the year, one of the 100 most powerful