Everything is derivative appropriation.

Damn. My ex was coached by his lawyer (a woman!) to wear wrinkled, ill-fitting clothes, glasses (he had contacts), and to stoop over so he didn’t look like the at-times menacing 6'4" man he truly was. It’s grotesque to do this sort of “makeover”. It’s one thing to dress formally for the courts; but quite another to…

Ha!

Hey everyone: I met Drumpf in person in the early 90's. He was attending an event for some new modeling company in NYC. Side note: a furiously sniffing David Lee Roth and a very charismatic OJ Simpson were there, too. Weird times.) Anyway, my friend and I were helping to cater the event, and Drumpf shows up early (the…

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I can’t find this video, but a Drumpf supporter somewhere was going on and on about how he “rebuilt the World Trade Center towers.” Yeah, um, he did not. The level of idiocy among his supporters is horrifying:

Ladies - check to see if you have any fibroids or cysts that may be contributing to the pain.

Read Hillary’s extensive Wikipedia page and her bio.

Here are some more, friends:

Wealthy, healthy, conventionally attractive, successful, partnered young white women blathering on. They know not what they say or do.

Well, I’d still caution you to be extremely careful with money. I would save as much as possible and invest wisely (whatever that means). I mean, I wish you the best of luck, but it really makes sense to have a lot saved, just in case. I wish everyone had a decent base salary and all basic needs were met for all…

1) How is Daddy Longlegs not a porn name yet?

What’s sad is that this happens on EVERY level. I have a friend in NZ who has been an educator for years, and has a degree. She just found out that the male HS graduates where she works are being hired at a higher salary than hers. And I worked for many companies that did this. One that stands out is a startup in…

The stress of poverty brings out the worst in humans. We like to romanticize it, but it can be very ugly, and usually is.

God damn.

I’m not saying these vagballs have any value or are useful in any way, but don’t discount natural remedies entirely. Next time you have the beginnings of a UTI try this: drink some Apple Cider Vinegar (Bragg’s ACV) - about 3 T - and a pinch of baking soda in a large glass of water. Take an Advil while you’re at it…

Please don’t use that word - at least not in a headline.

Ladies: get checked for ovarian cysts if you have pain.

Ladies: get checked for ovarian cysts if you have pain.

Only one toilet per restroom, one person at a time (unless it’s a kid or someone who needs assistance). Problem solved. Stalls are for animals.