What’s funny to me (not “haha” funny, I’m Guatemalan, nothing’s been humorous about what they’ve done to the children of my people) is how these idiots at FOX news have helped to piss off the wrong kinds of people.
Before the Bush administration, nobody blinked twice about middle eastern folks and their wars. Thanks…

My shittiest vacation involved a pool and a very interesting rock at the bottom of the deep end. My little brother and I were fascinated by this mystery rock because we’d swam in a lot of pools but had never encountered a large rock in any of them. We decided that we had to investigate the rock (I guess because it was…

I had suddenly left a job one summer. And my wife told me her family had rented a shore house for 2 weeks. And I was more than welcome to come down for a few days. I was 26 years old. As I walk I to the house, her dad stops because I have a case of beer. He informs me that beer or any alcohol is not welcomed into the…

We go all the way to these other countries and gather them up? Or do they voluntarily come here? If they want to go home they can rescind their asylum claim.

So a three time college dropout is trying to goad an utter failure of a human being into a war so the fat fuck’s poll numbers can go up? Thanks white people really. If I could throw Hannity in a wood chipper I would do so in a minute. That fucking network is going to get innocent people killed. Who the fuck am I…

You have done the Lord’s Work, Tracy. Seattle was probably one of my last seasons of truly being in love with the Real World.

Exact same logic.

The term “conservative feminism” is an oxymoron. The very definition of the modern conservative is to be anti feminist.

This scenario is literally what happened in a Tale of Two Cities so you’re not too far off! A wealthy asshole recklessly drove his carriage all over the place, hit and killed a child from a poor family, and then threw a coin at the dad to compensate for the child’s death. The ending to that conflict isn’t pleasant...

According to The Hill, in the 5-4 ruling, Justice Neil Gorsuch, who was appointed by Trump, turned his back on his brethren and voted for what’s right. Gorsuch joined Justices Ruth Bader Ginsberg—who penned the decision—Clarence Thomas, Sonia Sotomayor, and Elena Kagan.

Once again further proof that white people couldn’t handle 1/10th of the shit we deal with. I mean won’t someone think of the white people? 

It is deeply refreshing for an actor, let alone a female actor over age 23, to say hell, yes, I stayed for the money, you think steady gigs and Emmy shots and chances to negotiate higher rates grow on trees, you idiots? Not to mention being able to provide a stable home life where I actually see my family more than…

That’s an A-plus post, and instantly negates this entire column. 

Okay, the “homophobia means you’re secretly gay” tweet was not good.

Yeah. I actually liked him more as I read down through his tweets. So that kinda backfired.

Counterpoint: No, he doesn’t. He’s a genuinely good person who is imperfect, like everyone is, but is actually willing to learn and grow.

Counterpoint:

Counterpoint: This was and remains Good.

WTF? How the fuck do you kick someone on purpose without malice?

by telling the guy arguing “we cannot improve healthcare for all americans, in a way every other first world country already has, because that might negatively impact my vast wealth” to fuck off, op