It’ll be interesting to see what this class does with its freedom from the shackles of educational debt. A study to see what they were able to accomplish since they can now think about building a future instead of paying off an education. Congratulations, all around for graduating and winning a mini-lottery.…

They already made a female-version of Dirty Rotten Scoundrels (Heartbreakers) which is far superior to this one.

For me it was my grandmother, Annie. She was and still is an incredible firebrand and I aspire to be as brave and principled as she is.

But also maybe this was the ONLY time this woman would have to eat. b/c 30 min is not a lunch break y’all. There is no part of me that could fathom all that energy just to tattle on someone eating. Like chill. 

That’s...not how genetics work.

We gonna do the Not Black Enough thing on a baby less than a week old? Really?

Countdown to her grifter family begging to be able to make money off of the DOS baby.

Jennifer Aniston is set for life financially, has an amazing beach house where she regularly consumes the best weed California has to offer, she’s been married to Brad Pitt and Justin Theroux (worth repeating), and frankly she seems like a pretty cool person with lots of friends... not to mention, she was in freaking…

If your definition of voting demographic groups such as “working class voters” and “Midwesterners” doesn’t include people of color, you might be a racist.

- a non-white Minnesotan

Perfect comment is perfect.

Kris Jenner, Kylie Jenner’s mom, maintains that her daughter is “self-made” and we’re all full of it. Eat the rich.

I love how optimistic people are about how Meghan, and now their son, will change ideas of race. It’s not going to happen, but I like the optimism.

Put aside, for a moment, the sheer incompetence it takes to drop a newborn baby. Put aside (as Nunna Yorz aptly described) the fact that minorities get treated worse in health care settings, which gives some context to the response they got.

Naw. It’s wealth. Wealth allows you to not have empathy or emotions because you can use it to separate yourself from anything that might skew your thinking.

Wait, so your point was that this was an unusual thing to deal with? Was this, like, your first day in a city?

I’m a Cubs fan and I agree with this take. They’ve priced hardcore fans out and turned the surrounding neighborhood into some ball mall hell-topia filled with even more hideous bro bars (which on non-game days the bars are mostly deserted or even closed).

I get my baseball fix at Comiskey or out in Rosemont to see The…

My son, one of the nicest people in the world, started working at 14 in a very high end retirement village. He’s was there about 3 months when he came home and said “You know, mom, it’s true the good do die young.”

Of course he’s wealthy and powerful! A poor man could never afford a wig of fine steel wool!

Tom Petty is dead but this asshole is allowed to live?