Closet doors in Russia are much sturdier.

"Amateur."
- Kool Aid Man

tl;dr

And since nobody made a similar map for the state of Mississippi:

The better question is, why do Canadians look down their noses at America for not using the metric system and then turn around and use yards for Canadian football?

+1 rebel alliance. This wins.

In fairness to Russia, US policymakers also covered several colossal screw-ups with a TARP.

Now that is a good idea

IT'S A TARP!

That's just, like, your opinion man.

Who else saw this commercial live and waited for this article to pop up?

Practice.

I....don't really see the issue here? No one is forcing anyone to be a cheerleader, or pretty, or flat chested, or big boobed, and if you wanna do it, do it, if you don't, don't, and get a job doing something either 1) More productive and 2) Less based on your physical attractiveness?

AND MAKE SURE YOUR HOUSE NUMBER IS VISIBLE AND/OR LIT!!!

Tipping the pizza kid isn't negotiable. Fucking tip him.

I hope this doesn't give kids the idea that firing automatic weapons is cool, because make no mistake, it's very very cool.

They probably were pissed that he wasn't logging his miles in metric.

"C'mon, man, what do you want us to fuckin' do?"

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