Oh boy, I sure am looking forward to conservatives bending over backwards to evangelize this expy until they end up gaming a prestigious award.

actually only celeb clones are whats reported, you making yourself in sf6 isn’t a headline

This is a lot of words to say that you don’t like the MCU and don’t trust them to do a good YA Spider-Man, even as they’ve been doing a great job with a YA Spider-Man for years. (And a much more YA take than the Sony live action Spider-Movies.)

They’re absolutely going to bring Miles to live action and definitely…

I would make Jesus in every wrestling game I played, and give him the Crucifix Powerbomb as his finisher haha. In a bunch of them I also made Satan and Buddha (with the Judgement Slam and Bonzai Drop as their finishers, respectively). I know I made Lincoln in a couple as well after I’d learned he did actual pro…

Someone make this reality in SF6 STAT

Yeah I definitely think people obsessing over who anyone wants to bang is strange.  I’m not going to go so far as to say it’s ‘unhealthy’, but holy crap are there any number of other things that are more productive to think about than who a random celeb likes to fuck.

There is very clear intent. The devs “baby step” you up from simple problems to complex ones, effectively teaching you the skills you need to get through shrines/puzzles.

In the shrine in the article, there are three pieces:
1: Easy - attach two slabs together and cruise down the rails.
2: Medium - If you do the thing…

“For all that the movie concerns itself with the idea of a rigid Spider-Man canon that defines these character’s stories, it betrays its real heart with these choices”

I created a makeshift catapult out of fused platforms, flipped them over, and then used Recall to launch myself into the air and glide to the end.

It’s time to bring famed French theologian John Calvin into the Familyverse

Oh sure, there are, but they already complained about it when Black Aragorn was first revealed, a year ago. They didn't get much oxygen, so they shut up. But the current crop of whiners is made mostly of people who've never touched a Magic card. 

Fellas, is it racist to have a black character played by a black man in your movie?

“Canon is a fool’s stricture” Is this yours or an older quote? I ask because it sums up how I feel about a lot of the stupid complaints (not just racist ones) about entertainment properties I’ve seen, so I’m going to steal it.

13000 1 star reviews.  You may not have loved it but you can’t possibly think 13000 people legitimately think it’s a 1. 

You mean opening up “reviews” to randos on the internet is subject to manipulation and abuse??? Quelle surprise!

The Stabilizer Shrine had me completely baffled on what exactly they wanted me to do to progress and I had absolutely no idea that you could use them to fling yourself like a catapult.

I looked at this shrine, realized *immediately* what the devs wanted me to do, and then said ‘nope’ and bomb-arrowed both targets.

Everybody else finally learning the lesson that Rotten Tomatoes learned in 2019 after Captain Marvel: Make people prove they saw the movie before they rate it.

It takes three seconds to shoot the targets with bomb-fused arrows.

Hey, it’s not like Scott did something truly heinous like endorse AI art.