The guy who just made a movie about pop-tarts whining about the death of masculinity sure is something.

YES. I viewed this as a parent with kids and looking at this the biggest things that came to mind:

Even if they didn’t want to give access to D+ why wouldn’t you at least put up the full selection of Star Wars content?!

Or windows. I have zero idea how Disney was able to get away with building a hotel with no fire exits. Like, if they really wanted to go full immersion there’s no excuse to still provide a means to immediately exit the hotel. Instead of that stupid shame closet just have the ability to pop an emergency lock and open…

It wasn’t just the roleplaying, it was that the “game” even when working correctly put the player under such a crunch that they didn’t have time to enjoy themselves or take in the surroundings.

Follow-Up: You can tell this video got to the higher-ups because they’re big mad now.

I mean, she’s a fellow reality witch with mind control powers and a fondness for genre television. Seems more like the countless title changes were lowkey guerilla marketing for the eventual premise.

Discovery should be fun.

Yeah, Will implies a lot of things without actually saying anything. Very weird.

But it could definitely prompt some questions that Disney might not want to put itself in a position to have to answer.

It's worth noting pretty much every horror franchise has a bunch of hapless kids slowly learning about the killer we've know as an audience for about a dozen movies.

Wait, you didn't assume the dad was also a Vampire the second you saw the trailer?

“A bunch of people are hired to murder a daughter....”

M. Night’s entire gimmick is “twists” so if you see his name on the movie you always go in expecting one.

From the moment I saw the trailer I figured the reveal was they were set up to get fed to the daughter.

Dramatic irony is a thing and people need to stop getting pissy about stuff like this.

I’ve listened to some of her newer stuff and it’s so fun! She really does need some more love.

That Jubilee episode was the warning, apparently.

You’re just jealous they’re making money off it while you’re on here showing your whole ass for free.

They're the same people.