The people who whine about “yellow paint” also bitch about accessibility options.

Welcome to modern Kotaku.

She knows what meme culture is, she’s just sick of the bullshit.

Uh, if you hadn't figured it out through the course of Remake, the final scenes spell it ouf for you 

Right? If the alternative is Xbox and MS’s gaming division dies...the those franchises and that library of exclusives die with it.

That’s Kotaku for ya.

Yeah, big Hot Dog Man energy in this article.

If you were taking odds, you might count on a backlash brewing the likes of which she once faced after winning for 1989.

There’s things in comedy called “punching-up” and “punching-down.”

Never forget:

Who among has *hasn’t* been forced to pullback because we released too early?

I wonder if it’s because credulous game sites like this are too busy gushing at an opportunity to say “fuck you Pokemon!” that they’re ignoring all the obvious red flags about this game and the company behind it.

This is really the best defense you guys have got, eh?

Oh. *This* is your angle on the whole thing? Lawl.

“Bowser, do you want us to save you from Peach?”

Not “boring” if you’re someone who liked it and now have an opportunity to get it for both.

I dunno, seems like an easy “Encouraging Self-Harm” violation. Someone seeing this and thinking he’s actually in danger would potentially contact authorities, his friends, family, etc...and that’s fine.

“Cowgirl Peach.”

Yeah, this game’s fans (cultists?) aren’t doing it any favors in the “not a ripoff” department.