“Video game developers are underpaid, also video games are too expensive.”

I had a hell of time finding that button because it was obscured by two ads and an autoplaying-video.

Nothing says “I have my finger on the pulse of the proletariat” like bitching about how hard it is to buy video games and stream movies online.

This is some Andy Rooney shit.

I know they’re going for forced perspective but the positioning makes it look like that car is swerving around a giant goddamn dear in the road.

Yeah they at least had the good sense to keep the drinking off camera.

Good thing he only does it like once a year.

If I was out drinking with Dua Lipa the only way my wife would be mad at me is if I didn’t come home to her with Dua Lipa.

Especially since, as he even says, he did the last one a year ago.

Just have her on your Five. Then there’s nothing they can do about it.

Fickle Beam

“Playable Zelda in a mainline game” is such an oddly specific thing. Sure that’d be neat...but playable Zelda as a game mechanic alongside Link isn’t the same thing as playable Zelda as the star of her own game.

That’s not playable Zelda, though. That’s Linkle.

What’s a “mainline” game for a franchise like Zelda? I think the whole point is they don’t want to just copy/paste Zelda over Link and release it.

How is this any different than what they used to do? Both Saw and Paranormal Activity were annual Halloween staples there for a while.

Funny enough those were literally Ultra Beasts.

Tired: “It’s shameful I can’t complete the PokeDex in every game! DEXIT!”

I'm talking about a side series. Settle your tits.

This game is totally going to include a raid on “Lar-o-Maga.”

Rockstar: “Here’s our lawyer’s number. Toodles.”