Good thing he only does it like once a year.

If I was out drinking with Dua Lipa the only way my wife would be mad at me is if I didn’t come home to her with Dua Lipa.

Especially since, as he even says, he did the last one a year ago.

Just have her on your Five. Then there’s nothing they can do about it.

Fickle Beam

“Playable Zelda in a mainline game” is such an oddly specific thing. Sure that’d be neat...but playable Zelda as a game mechanic alongside Link isn’t the same thing as playable Zelda as the star of her own game.

That’s not playable Zelda, though. That’s Linkle.

What’s a “mainline” game for a franchise like Zelda? I think the whole point is they don’t want to just copy/paste Zelda over Link and release it.

How is this any different than what they used to do? Both Saw and Paranormal Activity were annual Halloween staples there for a while.

Funny enough those were literally Ultra Beasts.

Tired: “It’s shameful I can’t complete the PokeDex in every game! DEXIT!”

I'm talking about a side series. Settle your tits.

This game is totally going to include a raid on “Lar-o-Maga.”

Rockstar: “Here’s our lawyer’s number. Toodles.”

I’m guessing the goal is to be more “you ARE the Pokemon” as a means of getting gamers introduced to a mechanic they’ll explore more fully in a side game.

Always Be Politicking.

I like the idea of mainline Pokemon remaining turn-based. The franchise has always been about younger kids and in that regard it’s a great way to introduce RPG elements to audiences who aren’t quite ready to process that in real time.

Wilson had a small role in the series as the grown-up version of a child who gave Santa soy milk in the original film.

Doesn’t matter. She doesn’t deserve to be treated like shit.

I dunno if they’d pivot that way for the “mainline” games...but wasn’t the Mystery Dungeon series something where you controlled a party of Pokemon directly?