I mean, that's FNAF. It's not actually scary. It's just jump scares.

Hmm, forgot that even came out. Will have to check it out.

Hahaha I completely spaced on that part. It turned in to background noise so when the FNAFs got the sister from her house I didn’t even put together that she was there.

Also josh hutcherson is 31 and the sister was like 8. Why wasn’t she just a daughter and have the aunt be your stereotypical child services agent.

It’s a popular kids game with a PG13 rating and fairly tame violence when anything is actually shown.

What if I'm not boycotting because I simply don't care about this particular issue?

Don't cut yourself on that edge, dude.

No, the diagram is correct.

Spoiler culture has gotten out of hand if you can’t discuss game mechanics, and Kotaku should know better than to humor that.

I think it’s much more fun to be pleasantly surprised by a brand new surprise mechanic, or twist in how the levels work, or new creature Mario can turn into, than to already know it’s coming.

*Elephant Peach.

What you’re describing is material that’d be covered in a review.

Spoilers? It’s a Mario game.

And the ones that went up earlier were also more likely to be bought up by the “diehards” who wanted to recreate the concert atmosphere.

It’s entirely a YMMV situation. My wife and I were at a 9:30 showing Friday night and while the theater wasn’t entirely rowdy there was certainly a younger group in the lower section that was getting in to the songs and dancing, and you could tell that because they were...people around them felt more encouraged to get…

Yes, let us celebrate the speculator culture that created the mess we’re in.

Bowsette x Elephant Peach.

What if it’s not the thicc elephant but rather the many creative uses he’s imagining for that trunk?

Can’t wait to make Mike Meyers dab on Goku, as God intended.