Except when toilet paper and cleaning products were hard to come by during the pandemic, bigbox retailers DIDN’T hike up prices like you suggest even with demand at its highest.

Dunno how easily they could pull distribution to stores pulling this, but they could definitely just get rid of exclusivity windows and tell the stores to go fuck themselves.

Today in “Fucking Around and Finding Out.”

So “shockingly obvious” the writer of the article didn’t pay any attention to the art until a bunch of Twitter randos started going full Charlie Day on it.

and how he pulled himself back together

Comparing Snyder’s films to a CVS receipt is perfect.

meaning he can only ever be so weird, lest Gladden start to put it together and realize that he’s living in a cartoon world created for his benefit.

By Illumination standards it’s pretty good. Compared to other recent kids movies it’s also pretty good. It’s accessible for young kids and doesn’t do anything stupid. Like, I’ve seen some BAD Illumination movies and this certainly isn’t one of them.

For all the peopel who visited Aokigahara, why was he the one that came back?

I bet Netflix absolutely did not want 5 hours, negotiated him down to 4 and then said "fuck it if you stay in budget do whatever..." But they'll still release the four hour version as the "normal" one and let him call his a director's cut to save face.

Also Barbie and Ken playing chess nude for no reason other than to have that scene in there.

Who is going to spend any time watching either?

You could also watch Rogue One twice and almost get through a third time before you’d finish this.

No, because even at their worst a marvel movie is over after a couple of hours.

Given the runtime it’s less that he mashed them together and more stapled them together end-to-end and then glued Dune on at the end.

“For years, the people of Wisconsin pushed the peat moss away...but this summer, the peat moss pushes back.”

For fuck’s sake Zack why even hire an editor?!

...but it didn’t. His wife just took on that role but now there was a romantic angle. And he lost Talos but immediately gained Gaia.

Secret Wars is different. That’s the ending of the Multiverse Saga.

Loki, WandaVision, What If, Ms. Marvel...those have all worked as standalone series.