In all the hullabaloo over Zettaflare, this article disregards how Clive shrugs it off and defeats Bahamut by countering it.

I love their desperate attempts to try and make Jigsaw sympathetic.

SHH DON'T SPOIL THE BIG REVEAL!

Okay but is there a *third* setting so I can play as the bear?

The plot of the movie should be someone trapped in a room across from a murderous sloth and it’s just the race to rescue them before it makes it’s way over.

Cocaine Bear was a let down, stop copying it.

Gonna improve the characterization of Ghandi by improvising a line about biting the heads off small puppies.

In a biopic?

I thought it seemed a little off when Murphy said “It’s Oppen-time-er.” before pushing the button.

He doesn't get claim that kind of thing as an indulgence when he pulls stupid shit like this.

“All police had to do was *ask* what was going on!”

Fuck can I just put on "Say So" and pretend none of this is happening?

Yeah plenty of people, places, etc manage to run giveaways and promotions without this happening.

ACAB dipshits in the comments failing to realize the city of New York and the NYPD responded like they did precisely because he didn't file the paper work so nobody had any clue what was going on when thousands of people showed up at one spot and started getting unruly.

He told everyone to show up at a given time and didn’t bother to give the city any heads up.

The reason you get a permit is so the police know what’s going on and can have a presence if necessary to keep everything running safe and smoothly.

Considering they needed to send in police to respond....fining him is the minimum.

Nobody *made* them wait outside.

Funny how the gamers who bemoan loot crates, when left to their own devices, also invent loot crates.

Hey maybe we’ll finally get the slasher satire everyone always tried to convince me Scream was.