There’s also Samara Weaving so it’s probably a Pokemon thing with regional variants.

It’s odd that you’re judging the fish lady by human beauty standards.

I feel like Super7 or Funko will race to do Oppenheimer toys.

...the whole buying Twitter thing wasn't your first tip?

It always feels like the cosplay revolutionaries like to talk big about such a thing but the quiet part is "you do it, I'll sit home and tweet."

Based on sales data and anecdotal evidence: Fuckin' everyone.

I feel like America Ferrera’s monologue towards the end is the mission statement of the movie...

They don't care about facts.

Battleship could have been great if it was actually a military drama and not whatever the hell they actually made.

“BUT YOU GET TO SEE FLORENCE PUGH NAKED!" - AV Club

This whole blowback from places like AVClub feels like a millennial writing staff finally becoming their parents and remembering the “gold ol’ days” because they lack any self awareness that a lot of the shit they were watching back then was remakes and IPs their parents grew up on.

My favorite part is when he says "It's Oppen-time-er!" and then Oppens.

Yeah I was uninterested at first and then the trailers and promotion (“You get to see tits!”) just reeked of desperation.

Man fuck off I just want to go see a movie.

Sir, this is an Arby's.

The entire premise of this article ignores how there are PLENTY of low/mid budget movies getting attention on streaming.

I hate it here.

What would a “response” even look like? If people want to throw their money at this and not see it what can Hollywood do? You can’t force people to sit through a movie and you can’t start auditing ticket sales because the sale is what matters to keep the theaters going.

Here’s the review: Get fucked.

We’ve come to learn, especially since 2016, that the kind of nuts who’ll back this kind of thing also will lie about their views to pollsters.