they did pop up in Clone Wars though, rendering them canon.

Z-95 is in canon, they were in Clone Wars. This, however, is not a Z-95.

Z-95 is in canon, they were in Clone Wars. This, however, is not a Z-95.

Z-95 is in canon, they were in Clone Wars. This, however, is not a Z-95.

Z-95 is in canon, they were in Clone Wars. This, however, is not a Z-95.

There were Z-95s in the Clone Wars show, so they are in canon. This, however, is not a Z-95

Suicide

you know your life has taken some weird turns when you are disappointed at the lack of traumatized and terrified children.

no need to explain. Kids are dumb. It's why you can take them to two different malls on the same day in December and they won't clue in that Santa's in both of them.

you should not.

I love Face/Off so hard

The sport of "futball" was named soccer by the British. Furthermore, those very same British called the sport soccer at least two full decades before they ever called it football.

YouTube, search "real actors read yelp," watch, die laughing. You're welcome.

To be fair, Albertans kind of laugh at the whole "Canadians are polite" thing. We're assholes. We know we're assholes.

country Alberta and Edmonton/Calgary Alberta are very different. We're all assholes, but very different breeds of assholes.

as an Albertan, let me correct you:

and now I'm picturing Baraka Kool-aid man-ing onto the "Slap Chop" infomercial set and just dicing up the sales guy. Thank you

This made me choke

I am not a fan of people calling them nezz and snezz. It's spelled out, n-e-s and s-n-e-s. Or super n-e-s.

I notice that too and smiled. Then smiled again when I notice the top of the tree was still on fire a few minutes later right at the end of the video.