you know your life has taken some weird turns when you are disappointed at the lack of traumatized and terrified children.

no need to explain. Kids are dumb. It's why you can take them to two different malls on the same day in December and they won't clue in that Santa's in both of them.

you should not.

I love Face/Off so hard

The sport of "futball" was named soccer by the British. Furthermore, those very same British called the sport soccer at least two full decades before they ever called it football.

YouTube, search "real actors read yelp," watch, die laughing. You're welcome.

To be fair, Albertans kind of laugh at the whole "Canadians are polite" thing. We're assholes. We know we're assholes.

country Alberta and Edmonton/Calgary Alberta are very different. We're all assholes, but very different breeds of assholes.

as an Albertan, let me correct you:

and now I'm picturing Baraka Kool-aid man-ing onto the "Slap Chop" infomercial set and just dicing up the sales guy. Thank you

This made me choke

I am not a fan of people calling them nezz and snezz. It's spelled out, n-e-s and s-n-e-s. Or super n-e-s.

I notice that too and smiled. Then smiled again when I notice the top of the tree was still on fire a few minutes later right at the end of the video.

I imagine they'll get a mention, but as there's no direct save transfer from it's predecessors, not much chance of us actually seeing the previous PCs

why?

long as it's sufficiently lubricated

You can use a tactical view and pause and give orders, which they showed in the video.

sounds to me like you want them to show you damn near the entire game (minus the story) 3 months before it's even out. Seems like a bit of an unrealistic expectation, no?

psychopaths, by definition, do not have fits of "psychotic rage."

my favorite part about the crusades is that both sides worshipped the same God.