I believe ISIS’s tonally appropriate response to his words was, “I know you are, but what am I?”

“That, my friends, is the subject of...”

+1 Fish

Another possible reason why his ratings are declining: He sucks.

This is amazing. It makes me want to buy a computer just so I can make a similar keyboard.

Fuck Palmer Lucky.

2 liters of beer is 5.5 beers.

I’m very disappointed that this article was not about a person using mac and cheese to terrorize a college campus.

Swing and a miss, Katherine.

No

The Rocky III freeze frame ending is never a bad choice.

Still not entirely convinced he can read.

Skipping my prom is a decision I have never once regretted.

Why is this being treated like an inevitability? Just don’t subscribe to it. If no one subscribes to it, it will go away.

Jillian sounds absolutely fucking insufferable.

Swatting laws should be changed so that the crime is considered attempted murder. We need the strongest possible consequences for shit like this.

“Impressive” is not exactly the word I would use. This takes zero actual skill. You just have to be willing to waste an incredible amount of time.

Yes

I watched some gameplay videos after it was announced for PS+, and could definitely see a lot of the problems mentioned here. Huge health pools and poor hit detection is a bad combination. And though the main video I watched was David Jaffe talking over gameplay, I could still hear the constant dialogue, and what I…

I can’t read about or see Emma Roberts without immediately thinking about how she is a batterer.