Pathetic.

And then you and everyone else write about it, and it becomes a thing again.

Surprised this wasn't Ashcraft's handy-work.

I don't like Taylor Swift, but it's kind of a bummer that Deadspin has turned into a world class internet bully. I miss the old days.

You know what they say. Once a slimy piece of shit. Always a slimy piece of shit.

Life below the Gawker offices.

That's what you get for being one floor below Gawker Media.

If he didn't want to be seen as a distraction then he shouldn't have written about being a distraction.

Devastating hit? Sure. But yeesh you folks are getting soft with big hits. The more you nitpick, the more the NFL will continue to meddle with the game on the field. And then the tackle box will get even smaller.

The clown prince was bound to screw this up eventually.

Well the clown prince was going to screw this up eventually, it was just a matter of when.

Levying moderate criticism at a franchise that has been rushed into a reboot solely for the sake of keeping the rights doesn't make one a "hater". It makes them a functioning adult.

A mainstream Hollywood director will never lay the blame at the feet of Obama, so we could have ruled that option out early.

Christ you guys are soft.

Calcaterra is the Bruce Arthur of lousy American baseball blogging. Step 1)Finds easy moral rock to stand on. Step 2)Dies on that rock. Step 3)Repeat Step 1.

Over the past few seasons, Ian Kinsler has been a slightly above-average player. Prince is Prince.

How long 'til someone complains that this is bullying? 5-10 mins?

He accidentally steam-rolled her while running to yell at protesters disrupting council. No attack.

He didn't attack anyone.

You have to give Goodell credit. He's created one hell of a flag football league.