I, for one, welcome our new fascist overlord.

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No, it’s a cretinous crusade to pretend that this basic white dude was a victim of racism because the person behind the counter referred to him as white.

This is the authoritative guide to racial slurs against white people, by Richard Pryor.

I call bullshit. Everyone knows that the only real ethnic slur for a white person is “racist.”

The stereotype that white people always carry ranch dressing around with them is not cool anymore. When you say ‘He’s already got his, that white boy over there’” don’t just fucking assume I’m carrying my own ranch dressing around with me you hurtful monster. I need it for my tenders and when you assume that I already…

I think most of what I use to believe in was broken by this election - probably permanently broken.

Most people I know would be thrilled to get a letter from the President elect.

She can be fired for expressing her opinions if her employer deems that such opinions reflect badly on the company and could cause its business to suffer. If the company believes she makes them look bad because she publicly espouses revolting viewpoints, then firing her to distance themselves from such viewpoints is a…

Baseball is the only sport that actually looks like America.

Except that if you actually look into the details, he wasn’t the target of the strike. It’s a fair argument that viewing him as acceptable collateral damage is unacceptable and that it might even be hypocritical in the face of this but what you’re pushing right here is outright fucking dishonest.

I’m a high school teacher at a conservative boarding school in Virginia. Here is the letter I wrote to my (mostly Trump-supporting) students.

I’ve only had one true “barn find” incident in my life personally. I was about 18 years old and worked for JC Penney. During my lunch one summer, I was looking through the Dallas Times Herald’s car classifieds and saw “Old Mercury for Sale. Make offer.” with the phone number. It was late in the day, on a Friday, but I…

I just feel it should be noted exactly what the law is. This isn’t some free for all where every student will be packing heat. You have to be 21 to get a LTC and even 21 to buy a handgun in Texas. This law it only affecting upperclassman with LTC’s and that has to be a small number at best. Also the fact it’s conceal…

This isn’t just a UT thing, this law affects every public college in Texas. A few points are the law should be noted though (direct from UT’s site):

This Just In: Dwight Howard has requested to be traded by the Houston Rockets.