“He’s not even in office yet! Why don’t you just wait and see what he does before attacking him?”

Who among us ever thought that we would live to see not only the first black president, but the first Captain Planet villain president

I, for one, welcome our new fascist overlord.

This is me today

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No, it’s a cretinous crusade to pretend that this basic white dude was a victim of racism because the person behind the counter referred to him as white.

This is the authoritative guide to racial slurs against white people, by Richard Pryor.

I call bullshit. Everyone knows that the only real ethnic slur for a white person is “racist.”

The stereotype that white people always carry ranch dressing around with them is not cool anymore. When you say ‘He’s already got his, that white boy over there’” don’t just fucking assume I’m carrying my own ranch dressing around with me you hurtful monster. I need it for my tenders and when you assume that I already…

I think most of what I use to believe in was broken by this election - probably permanently broken.

Be wary, you make generalizations that do not fit the parameters. Dogs bond into family units - if they don’t have a pack, they’ll find one. Just like wolves. And family is given a lot of leeway which most humans abuse severely without understanding what they are being given.

The average outdoor cat also has multiple “owners”. They’re opportunistic con-artists.

Most people I know would be thrilled to get a letter from the President elect.

When Fake News is all pointed at one political party or belief, it’s called propaganda.

What the fuck are you talking about?

A man who was not supposed to have a gun filmed himself holding a gun and uploaded it publicly. What on earth does that have to do with fake news.

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She can be fired for expressing her opinions if her employer deems that such opinions reflect badly on the company and could cause its business to suffer. If the company believes she makes them look bad because she publicly espouses revolting viewpoints, then firing her to distance themselves from such viewpoints is a…

Baseball is the only sport that actually looks like America.

Except that if you actually look into the details, he wasn’t the target of the strike. It’s a fair argument that viewing him as acceptable collateral damage is unacceptable and that it might even be hypocritical in the face of this but what you’re pushing right here is outright fucking dishonest.