Special place in hell for people like you.

It is beyond disgusting that anyone has to deal with this but Sia handled it like a fucking boss.

Opting out of a contract isn’t remotely the same thing as quitting a job. Opting out is a normal and intended part of the labor market of professional sports.

The assailant was seated in section 541, row 24, seat 10.

I like how he kept his cool enough to remember that he did say he would advise you of the situation before he took action. It’s considerate.

I think he was in Candyland after the first shot

Oh god I so hope this is the opening volley in the labor battle that destroys the NFL

The Fool’s role is often to speak truth to power. The play is a comedy when they’re heard, a tragedy when they’re not.

Wait, do white people not know what Black and Milds are? How can you not know what they are?????

Pretty sure the (unstated) reason is:

What did all those generations of American soldiers die for since 1776 if not for a rigid suppression of dissent and absolute loyalty of all citizens to federal power?

I found out about this from my dad. After having dinner with him, he sent me and my sister a text saying he loves us and not to go anywhere alone for the next few days.

Good recipe 4/5. Except I substituted garlic salt and am now a pizza.

You will need a screwdriver, a pair of tweezers, a magnifying glass (optional), some salt (~1tbsp), and a bag of chicken feed, preferably corn-based.

Best Kotaku article I’ve ever read, along with a valuable life lesson.

Susan’s mom perhaps should have been more specific when she told her before she left for the night, “If you meet a guy, make sure you use protection.”

Mini-mills destroyed the old school steel mills. This was detailed in Clayton Christianson’s book, The Innovators Dilemma.

I remember going up there for the Three Rivers Regatta one year many moons ago. Saw a picture somewhere, might have been at the Incline, of the city at midday when there were no pollution controls were in place in 1944.

I don’t understand the appeal of burn outs. Sure there is noise and smoke, but I own a stereo and a fireplace if I need both at once.