I agree that most of the skills are useless, but I’ve got 4 of the things*, and they are the main interface I use to control smart home stuff.

Whoever the 70th person to star this joke was, you done fucked up.

I think the only way to be sure is to approach a cute (non-dangerous) animal, and gently agitate its soft fur, feeling for a rib cage.

Can puppies and kittens and baby sloths also be robots?

That photo isn’t canon.

This bearly qualifies as art.

Does this mean emoji are part of the technical development path to interstellar travel?

I hear the theme song from 30 Rock when I look at this. That’s normal, right?

It’s pretty hazy today, so here’s one from last summer

It looks like someone was drawing a Dodgers logo and got hit with a taser halfway through.

Adding an Echo to my wife’s car was my Christmas gift to her. She loves it.

Sure, but for a 13yr old?

That kind of construction project would make a Dyson sphere look like a potato battery.

Say there’s intelligent life on a planet in this dual-ring galaxy, at a similar technological level to us.

The show is amazing, and there’s only like 6 episodes. Well worth the time.

Basically the video game company version of

Just telling the truth. Ketchup is the worst thing that’s ever happened to tomatoes.

Hollandaise is a worse version of mayonnaise, which is one of the worst condiments.
Also ketchup is bad.

If I’m doing something more than a couple hours, I’ll use a Playmate cooler.

If I’m doing something more than a couple hours, I’ll use a Playmate cooler.