I picked up the noise canceling version of these when they were on sale at CostCo last month (a little more expensive than this deal), and have no regrets.

I picked up the noise canceling version of these when they were on sale at CostCo last month (a little more…

Also, that brand equity is worth millions! They’ll be damned if they let ISIS hog all that precious awareness.

You got super unlucky in the used-car-accidental-stuff-transfer lottery. I once accidentally left a potato gun in the trunk of a 1990 Chevy Celebrity I sold.

I loved that potato gun...

No way. Those deals sucked.

I’ve found a simple solution in my cookie-making that satisfies BOTH the cookie dough and cooked cookie camps: just under-cook the cookies by a couple minutes. Warm and soft, and still nice and doughy in the center.

If it’s hinged at the back, you get more airflow coming in, and being thrust downward, so more takeoff-ness.
If hinged at the front, airflow gets deflect around the thing. All the drag with none of the benefit.

My Prius has little pop-out sprayers that hit the headlights with washer fluid.

I do the same thing, just with the carryout food I’m bringing home.

What if massages are just unpleasant for me? The rest of it sounds nice, but getting massaged is just pointless and painful for me.

What this series needs is some Charlie Blackmon beard.

Can’t seem to find a recap of the satanic sex party from this week. Is that still in the works, or what?

You get all of the stars.

Can’t argue with that logic. $50 to the food bank in the name of CarlySparkles.

I’m in an exceptionally good mood tonight, especially after all these stories. Somebody give me an email I can send some PayPal money to for a pizza. 100% serious.

Edit: if no takers, I’ll just spend the money on stuff for the local food bank.

Oh, it does. That cat’s got a 20lb demon in her.

You can do it, Sprinkles! With just a little diet and exorcise, you could look like this!

I’d say Subway can die in a fire, but forget that. Can you imagine how much worse a Subway would smell if it were burning down?

Why don’t I ever get trapped behind an EFFICIENT shitter?

Off topic, but what's with all the anger from subway riders? The only subway system I've used is DC's Metro, and everyone seemed so damn aggressive. What gives?