What, you didn't go get a fresh bottle of honey before luring Tom in your backyard pit trap? You fool.

I'm betting "Watching a crying drunk girl yell at her boyfriend" will make it through at least 3 rounds.

One of these two things always lasts longer than it should. Vote for the other one.

The more comments I read on here, the luckier and luckier I feel to be living in Colorado. I'm not even going to talk about the ease of getting weed, and the variety there is to be had. (But it is crazy easy and there's so much to choose from.) (Ok, I lied two sentences ago. Sorry.)

So, you can't just magically grow dreadlocks...but you can wear a Phish shirt or something of the sort...

Fuck Doritos.

Try it with a Coke Zero next time. Guaranteed 150% more burp than diet Coke.

I think the only requirement for a guy in straight porn is sexual stamina. Or knowing the right person.

Right there with you, except with me it's Lucky Charms. Adds more of a challenge, because if you're not fast as fuck, those styrofoam "marshmallows" swell to the size of dimes, and it's impossible to get one of each type on the spoon at once.

I'm a bit biased, but I'm pretty sure my wife and my commercial mocking could be the new MST3K if we decided to record it and start a youtube channel.

I know you're being Captain Buzzkill here, but I would love to be able to slip on a VR headset and sit down in front of my plastic drum set, and rock out in front of a screaming crowd, notes flying at me above their heads, and connecting with the drum heads as I need to hit them.

1) Connect to travel router from phone or computer

1) Connect to travel router from phone or computer

I've got one of Hoo Too's other travel routers (the TM01), which is a little more expensive, but also has a 6000mAh battery in it, and it is awesome. Finally able to use a Chromecast on hotel wifi!

I've got one of Hoo Too's other travel routers (the TM01), which is a little more expensive, but also has a 6000mAh…

Did I ever tell you about the time I was at an orgy, and then Patton Oswalt showed up? We heard the doorbell, and everyone scattered!

Hockey is fine. And full face cages are a must.

Oh, you misunderstood. The divorce would be purely for legal reasons (so I could wrack up debt that wouldn't follow her). I'd stick with my wife to the end.

Right there with you. I bought a house because a relative in their early 50's got hit with early onset dementia, and they needed someone to live with.

Sounds like a perfect time to pick up a dangerous habit. Smoking wouldn't be my choice, but to each his own.

He was quoting Princess Bride, but I'm sure you just didn't ever watch it because it's got a girly name.

Yeah, not cool to post those photos so they just pop up. However, that kind of shit is really interesting to some people (especially ones with medical backgrounds, they LOVE seeing the weird infections and broken bones).