Really? The Deadcasts Are Back? AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He could even revive the Deadcasts!!!!

And so it goes; again, Drew, it's impossible to ride with you but I enjoyed trying: https://www.football.com/en-us/the-home…

Been a pleasure running with you, Drew https://www.football.com/en-us/the-home…

With the name Shy Tuttle, the chances Jay-Z mentions this in a lyric are 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000% which, coincidentally, is also Hova's net worth.

This was probably as hard to write as my Homer's Guide To The Raiders https://www.football.com/en-us/the-home…

Never too early to appreciate glory, and as an Arsenal fan, it pains me to see City do anything positive.

On Jezebel & The Homer's Guide To The 2014 San Diego Chargers via Football.com https://www.football.com/s/kENk8d/

On Jezebel & The Homer's Guide To The 2014 San Diego Chargers via Football.com https://www.football.com/s/kENk8d/

On Jezebel & The Homer's Guide To The 2014 San Diego Chargers via Football.com https://www.football.com/s/kENk8d/

Nope

Thank you for reading. You're probably the only one today :)

The Homer's Guide To The 2014 Carolina Panthers - Football.com https://www.football.com/s/MureIf/

The Homer's Guide To The 2014 Carolina Panthers - Football.com https://www.football.com/s/MureIf/

The Journey Continues "The Homer's Guide To The Tampa Bay Buccaneers" via https://www.football.com/s/UBlXZf/

https://www.football.com/en-us/the-home…

"The Homer's Guide To The 2014 Indianapolis Colts" https://www.football.com/s/GxUBE/

You have an oddly specific knowledge of my dreams.

I am so profoundly excited that these columns are back. Wonderful to be consuming some fresh haterade as the summer moves back to fall.