I was thinking more like Stifler’s brother.

This “rogue” bot (or bots—we still don’t know what actually caused this latest flash crash) was clearly overreacting to the news, and the other algorithms reacted accordingly in a bizarre herd-like manner.

Definitely not the John Wall meme, but this:

Why are you citing a bunch of uk sites for this when we have internet news in upstate NY that covered this in depth?

Imagining you makes me happy

How is the child shamed? He is an innocent captive. I can only feel sorry for him to live in a situation this tragic. Who is shaming the child? Presenting a photo does not automatically shame. It is up to you, the viewer, to make that decision.

Do NOT tell this joke at Apple!

Aaaaaaaaand it died

Nice catch. In the second one of his did you notice the Greedo winestopper?

We fixed

Uh, HaMilton, we’re gonna need to go ahead and move you downstairs into Storage B.

it’s sad that such a happy night of dance was disrupted like that

Just because this was on last night:

But come on! It is precisely for freedom that we are fighting.

I thought “resting Nazi face” was perfect

Obruni obruni,

Looking up Slab City online has made my day worse

They call it a hemisphere cut

Knock it OFF

When approached, Fix says “...flag was out...” repeatedly to Herbert. What would he be referring to?