Do some more research: a medical residency involves seeing actual patients, not only cadavers.

"the price-gouged premium sound card"

Because Business Adminstration degrees go to more men?

"Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty." — Derek Zoolander

I'm glad to see this is a thing, though the 1-on-1 battle format with the net seems kind of lame. I had a slightly different idea where it would be an aerial obstacle course competition, sort of like the Red Bull air races.

At least they did better than Kin!

I agree, the switch is clunky. And on a few occasions I've spent a significant amount of time messing with my amp settings because it sounded weird, only to find that the switch was engaged. You'd think a simple LED active indicator would be standard design these days.

I imagine that Cry Baby would be really tough to use. By shortening the lever, it essentially reduces the variability of the effect and makes subtle transitions harder, like adjusting the resonant frequency to follow your solo line. Nothing wrong with the original.

Heroin is 2 twee 4 me

Looks to me like the activation code for Microsoft World War Ultimate 1944

I had never heard of the Seattle Freeze before, despite living there for a few years until 2010, but definitely experienced it. Thanks for calling it out, and it led to finding "Minnesota Nice" on Wikipedia.

Lord of the Ladybugs

Berners are great pups

Where did they find a strip club that would host a sweet sixteen?

If you really wanted to go for the shittiest of all Windows, it's:

This is one of the better advice pieces out there. These are all universal and cover things that aren't taught in school.

I am so happy to see this, as an employee of the original Surface table. I always felt that the original tech was great, but didn't have a real problem to solve, beyond gimmicky entertainment ideas. Surface Hub, on the other hand, looks to fit seamlessly into a business environment and actually introduces some novel…

God, with the amount of blatant racism still coursing through this country, I hope some crazed person doesn't see this as an opportunity to assassinate her!

You need a defender AND the goalie.

The Atlantic had a great article about this (didn't realize it was old, but very relevant):