Spoiler alert - Theo doesn't win the Heisman and Samantha dies from leukemia.

Good for Little Pete (or "Penn" as they call him here) for losing so much weight.

You're right about that, bad conclusion jumping in the article. But I wonder why you left out this from the abstract of the study:

Sugar free candies? I wasn't aware that these were the topic of discussion here. That study is irrelevant.

No large size? Am I not seeing the link?

"But what of there's next year," then maybe you can finish reading.

Couldn't they have just pretended to jerk it off like I did?

Pirate Plunders Primary Pulmonary Passage

Expense - "outflow of money to another person or group to pay for an item or service, or for a category of costs"

No one who attended the conference would ever solve it because that'd require them going outside and getting some light.

This is stupider than NASCAR.

autocorrect

Do you not consider San Fransisco part of the US?

[removing double post]

What TV show has been fapped to the most?

Yeah, this one:

[obscured] Derek Jeter [obscured] farting in butt land. [obscured] twenty people barfed [obscured] "OMG LOL noobs." [obscured] ollied off this hot bitch's tits [obscured] they died.

Dear Mike Dobbins, photographer of "Dew":

"a bunch of able-bodied seamen"

I was going to comment. Recent titles have included such fantastically stupid phrases as: "Breathtakingly Beautiful", "Grossly Alien", and "Hilariously Dumb"