Spoiler alert - Theo doesn't win the Heisman and Samantha dies from leukemia.

Good for Little Pete (or "Penn" as they call him here) for losing so much weight.

"But what of there's next year," then maybe you can finish reading.

Couldn't they have just pretended to jerk it off like I did?

Pirate Plunders Primary Pulmonary Passage

autocorrect

Do you not consider San Fransisco part of the US?

What TV show has been fapped to the most?

Yeah, this one:

[obscured] Derek Jeter [obscured] farting in butt land. [obscured] twenty people barfed [obscured] "OMG LOL noobs." [obscured] ollied off this hot bitch's tits [obscured] they died.

Sacrebleu!

FuFu, mainly because of the texture. Hard to get down a lump of that, especially when you throw a whole fish to top it off (which I wouldn't mind on its own, but the combo was revolting).

I disagree. The CB did his job (that ball was quite elevated, to be able to control it much more than that). The RB did a terrible job keeping his eye on Neymar, and in shadowing that cross served no purpose whatsoever.

Agreed. I stopped there on a cross state trip to get some booze before the stores closed. Shortly thereafter I had fraudulent charges on my CC. Pretty sure it was the skeezy folks at the liquor store. It's the worst.

First off, this is a reeeeeally old post, but the reason pain can emanate from bones is because "bones are innervated with sensory neurons." It's right in the intro paragraph: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bone_pain

FIOS is nice.

This seems like it should be part of Arrested Development Season 4 DVD Extras for some reason.

They should name this little shit Mario.

"Y'all niggas be trippin'"

On 4chan they call this "fap material".