It's great to look at, as long as you don't have to ride it or, especially, rely on it. Cable cars especially.

She'll make .5 past lightspeed and can do the kessel run in less than 5 parsecs. Plus there are handy secret hiding places in case you're boarded and it is a sure fire way to impress a princess.

*Sang

Messing with HAL didn't work out too well for Dave Bowman.

I still have no idea what you're pointing to as a terrible toilet and/or troll stank. Nor where you appear on the Gizmodo masthead.

<searches job title for reference to "troll stank removal">

Can I send Buzz Aldrin to punch you in the face?

Am I correct that "Ukrainian rebels" are the Russian-backed seperatists?

I think picking the Trabi as number one is kind of a cheap shot. Sure, it's the technically worst car, it's made out of stuff goats eat, but it did manage to motorize nearly a whole country and keep going in conditions and with resources that would have left many a BMW and Benz immobile and unrepairable.

Yeah, those slow turns starting at about 1:20 should probably have had a custom musical score called "Adagio for Stall Horn and Massed Choruses of Digestive Upset."

"..from an Orthodox perspective, you don't have to go to synagogue to pray – you can do it at home and still be besties with your savior…"

For me, there is a stark difference between driving and commuting.

Scarlett Johansson.

Obummer did the bailout

Because that's a horrible airplane.

bottas likely got his lederhosen by stabbing Ricciardo with his reindeer antler bat'leth and stealing them from him

It's pronounced "Broom"?! Ah...crap. I've always pronounced it "Bro-Ham".

Duh.