Ace and Gary should call out Panoz and Nissan for stealing design secrets to their DuoCar

Yes, when you get above six figures, gas is better than diesel.

OK, boys! It's smuggling and modding time!

Can I just say again that I fucking love Spy Hunter. And this....all this is why I fucking love Jalopnik.

Everything about this makes me happy.

If they can do this with a Fusion, imagine what they could do with a Fiesta!

If you don't naturally understand the point of it, then I'll never be able to explain it to you. :-/

Eat ice cream, take a shit, take a nap, race, get drunk.

You're right, in that the life of a racer is on the road. But the life of a cat most certainly is not "on the road." Cats that are on the road, or rather in the road, tend to be cats that don't have very long lifespans.

Very nice, but I'm still saving my pennies for a Citation X.

Lighten up, Francis

What a foolish question. Just like your love for RWD-N/A cars... The next man loves AWD Turbocharged- and will pay $40k gladly.

My mom was pretty knowledgeable:

I'm trippin balls!

You may have confused muscular with fat.