When asked for comment, Samantha's friend Stacy replied:

Rivers: "Nnnnhh, peppermint roll!"

Great, more selfies of Gronk with people making duck faces.

Found him. Took two seconds.

Full backwards compatibility.

I loved when Lebron counted the championships.

Greg Schiano: Good fucking riddance. The guy was a complete disaster.

No problem. That will be vital time for me to reflect on why I bought a launch-day console that has zero exclusive games I actually want to play at launch. No seriously. I have an Xbox One preordered and I'm still trying to figure out why... I have issues.

Baby Got BAC

Here's the best possible outcome for their future.

Deadspin Commenter: [awakens from three-day bender]

COME ON LIVERPOOKIE, LET'S BURN THIS MOTHER DOWN

What the fuck, Jack in the Box? You can't be arsed to open up a store anywhere near the Midatlantic but you've got stores EVERYWHERE in Shenzhen?

He may not look it, but he's nuts over her.

wtFFFF this is america fight in enlgish!!!

Hey, it's fitting. If Hernandez beats his case he could also end up a Lion as well.

Shumpert: [checks label]