The Illuminati have developed mind control over the paint. MIND CONTROL! You’ve got to cover the door in foil wrap or they’ll just peel it off while you’re not looking with their MINDS.

It’s “color.” Canada can go straight to hell.

i don’t mind other people’s car color choices as long as it is not any shade of green

As I child, I used the state in fascination at that triangle in the rain, trying to come up with helpful ways to get rid of it, and not understanding why it exists.

Star for the explanation plus the rare, self-aware honesty.

The car in the lead photo.

D.B. Pooper

Alpina is not big on offering manuals. Their design philosophy is being the private jet of BMWs, a luxury highway cruiser rather than a full on driver’s car.

Perhaps he’s been- he’ll love this one- living under a rock.

How have you JUST heard of this saying?

this car won’t make it 10 feet without stalin

We’re all russian to make puns...

that’s one way of putin it

that’s a whole lada ice

PUNCH IT CHEWIE!

In case anyone was wondering about the Spanish being spoken, he’s saying:

Yo dawg we heard you like tailgates...