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I’ve always wondered. This has literally been a life changing article for me.

My brother-in-law is on his third. He also wears shoes with Velcro.

I still don’t understand why this isn’t just the CLS.

Renault Alliance’s head gaskets are made of recycled wet kleenex. And no one knows how to properly fix them. I nearly lost my life gaining the knowledge of this secret.

The Saturn Astra was actually a practical joke played by GM management on American consumers.

You can do the same thing with a washboard road.

If you leave your 1980s Volkswagen Everymodel outside in the rain for *just* the right amount of time (no worries, it’s not long), you can get yourself many leaks, which will in turn destroy your electrical system.

You can almost fully disassemble a Kia or Mazda with a 10mm wrench.

Due to a glitch in the universe, replacing the heater core in a ‘99 Expedition will cause it to spawn about 30 extra screws. Theoretically, this glitch could be exploited to generate infinite screws and violate conservation of mass.

Although it’s difficult to understand why some people need to climb over things.

Introducing: The Jeep Renegade Rubicon SRT-4 Dakar Hellcat Trailhawk Dune Crawler Sahara!

Meanwhile, across the street, the BMW folks are hopeful that they’ll be able to squeeze in a second car.

...crowdfunded submarine...

Crowdfunded submarine. Crowdfunded submarine.

That’s not a drift missile. That’s a drift car. Like this.