With logic like that, you'll never learn how to religion! Get out, you!

[Don't mention that you hang out in Philadelphia; undermines credibility].

Space bears.

You ARE so lucky. I feel like I'm on Daycare Air most of the time.

You could upgrade to business/first class, but for that scratch you could get a very nice grand tourer, such as this 560 SEC for $4250, and arrive with the most class the Vaterland can offer.

If you're on a plane, do NOT talk to me. I will shut you the fuck down. I don't want to hear about your family. I don't want to hear about jesus. I don't want to hear about your boring-ass job in Boring Ass, America.

That doesn't even make sense. How does talking about Jesus's race make her a Christmas hero? What does his skin color have to do with Christmas? People are dumb.

The thing is, Santa is SUPPOSED to be magical. So why not just tell kids this:

Nope, you're not missing anything. This whole "War on Christmas" crap is nauseating, illogical, and idiotic.

This was literally the first result on a google image search for "witch doctor santa"

Don't hate - most Jez writers don't care (seriously, they have a horrible history of either posting vids they shouldn't or having a complete double standard when it comes to invading male privacy), but most Jez commenters DO care! There's normally way more posters like yourself commenting how wrong it is than there…

I think that's unfair. Skinny can also be beautiful. It's just not the only thing that is beautiful.

Wealth and empathy have a strong inverse relationship.

Rebel Wilson should also try to make a pact to try to be funny. Cause yikes, Super Fun Night.

So no thin people are beautiful? That's a shitty thing to write. How about there is plenty of beauty to go around regardless of size? How about looks aren't a great measurement of beauty? Body shaming is a shit thing to do regardless of the direction you throw it in.

white women love loving beyonce because it makes them feel good abt themselves for being so into a POC entertainer

Good gawd, that boy is pretty.

Unless you want to have sex with a gay man asking him if he is a top or a bottom or speculating either way is pretty fucking offensive.

Math is hard, let's go shopping!

But 93% isn't exactly 100%, is it?