When the bill came before him, he voted "neigh."

I wish dueling was legal so he could fight Rachel Maddow too. Rand Paul is kind of lucky its not legal.

I misunderstood the assignment.

There is a house in our neighborhood that gives them out. But the guy also gives a snack size bag of Sun Chips. So I still take my kids. Because I love Sun Chips.

Surprised its not this woman.

I'll not be swayed from my life-long dream...

That. sounds. amazing. I'm going to replicate this by eating cereal in my bathtub at home, but I just know it won't be the same..

A shitty personality can impact the productivity of all the people who are forced to work with her, which in turn affects profit and growth for the whole workplace. So, yes, she did indeed deserve to be fired.

She loves her parents, stands up for them, and wouldn't wish rape upon anyone.

You know she wore it to work, right?

I will never understand why people think the answer to bad behavior is worse behavior. It's like a game of one up no one can win.

is.... is she bragging?

James is not so much on my radar, but his girlfriend is a different story.

It's funny how the comments section of a terribly-written piece more than make up for the general terrible-ness. I am having WAY too much fun.

The scenes you're talking about are part of his work with Kink.com, which has been really great about modeling a way to shoot ethical and consensual kink. All of the stars are interviewed before and after the scene, about why they want to do this and if they consent and if they're ok afterwards and if they'd do it…

I wonder if you knew that women can consent to be slapped and choked because they think it's kinky and hot?

You also skipped the part in your description where you obviously cared enough to come write a comment calling Deen a douche. There's nothing wrong with caring, but writing a comment about how much you didn't…

This is more suitable for an "It Happened To MEEE" piece on xoJane than Jez. Siiiigh. Come on. WHERE is the editing?

I know, if you're going to talk about filming porn with James Deen, at least make it juicy! It's the promise of a steak dinner and only getting served a salad and baked potato.

Yeah, you lost me at "amazingly talented Bret Easton Ellis..."