Oops, this is a double comment, but my earlier one seems to have gotten buried.

I feel like there are so many qualifiers in this piece ("while they were not drastically altered"; "a little bit"; "unretouched images are pretty perfect") that it renders the point ... pointless. Did you want to discover that the photos were drastically altered ... or not? The fact that the photos were only slightly a…

I can only star once, so I got you this shitty gif of shooting stars.

Oh yeah. Stupid Spin with his clown college or whatever.

Who did he ever say that to? Ashley?

I know this gif is about 15 years too old, but we didn't have gifs when I needed it most.

I kind of like the cover (it's quirky, if she looks a bit scared), but the interior spread looks kind of amateur? Not her. I mean the styling, the composition, everything. The bed shot is a cliche.

"My favorite part was when they tied the guy up and whipped him."

I'm sorry, Vbunny.

Do you think people like Farrah Abraham are this way because of reality TV, or were they that way before reality TV and it's just the best medium for them to work in, like other artists work in pastels or charcoal?

I love their aesthetic. They really do have an eye for clothing. Have always approved of MK+A, and this merely confirms it.

One must always be careful with the liquify tool, young Kim. One must always use a smaller brush size.

The target sparkle on his nether regions makes me very uncomfortable.

Slim pickings, my friend. Slim pickings. But hey, if this one is unelectable, we'll just redraw some maps and change some voter requirements!

I have a strapless dress, but I also have double-stick tape, it's been fitted, and I much prefer it on me at least. Straps make my shoulders look somehow wider.

Thank you, Urban, but I already have a special shirt that advertises my depression. It's oversized and has a butterscotch pudding stain on it. It hasn't been washed in a few months. I should wash it. Eh. I'm just going to lay here. Wonder if there's anything new on Netflix. I could check. Oh. My ex is logged into my…

I squeeze my own (thanks, juicer!) But I am totally down to try a kiwi. How many do you put in?

I think so! I steam mine so it blends a little better, but honestly, most of smoothie making is experimenting, throwing shit in a blender, and seeing if it tastes moderately drinkable when it comes out. I say this after trying to blend shredded coconut and carrots once, though. :P

Yes, and I think it's fair to criticize the writer there. Send him an email, if you wish, voicing your displeasure, or to the editorial/managerial staff. But I've seen comments on his other stories, including innocuous blogs of like, kitten photos, in which someone says "Not even going to read this, Doug is an…

Sure. My go-to is: