I don't know, Boston pizza is pretty disgusting. It's very ... buttery? The crust is oily. And it's not thin, but it's also not thick.

I want to be the copy writer who came up with that one. :( My best so far was a tagline for an '80s-themed yogurt: "The new culture club."

Naomie Harris is killin' it. I want that dress.

Can we get a threefer Warren/Clinton/Davis ticket?

I don't even want to hear the words "Idris Elba's girlfriend." It's making my Monday that much crappier.

WHO IS THIS HUMAN AND WHERE DID MY PANTIES GO.

I wish we had Reddit-style upvotes to give you. Maybe we can make little tampon upvotes ... I'll get right on it ...

A bit unfair to remind me of all that is wonderful about Velvet Goldmine whilst I'm in a financial meeting, don't you think, Dodai?!

I'm so scared. Bypassed excited, went straight to scared.

Not my favorite either. :-/ I feel like the writing was a bit perfunctory, and the whole SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER Edith is pregnant /SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER plotline was random, unlikely, and utterly repetitive of the Sybil version. Plus nothing good seems to ever happen to Edith.

I misread it as Jewdard the first time, and I'm not even dyslexic.

Wtf is a Jedward.

Boring? Boring?!

Americans don't need therapists. We need more freedom eagles.

Agreed. Have you seen Martha Marcy May Marlene? She was kind of a revelation.

My love for the Olsen twins will never die. I think their designs are kind of wonderful. They make serious clothing. MK4lyf.

Yeah, I have like, zero idea what's happening with this. At least Caleb is gone. He's about as exciting as fat-free ranch dressing.

That's great and all, but they had better explain some shit on Pretty Little Liars soon, or I am not buying that album.

No idea, but golly, do I get to use it a lot.

LOOK AT IT DAMMIT.