First game I ever owned on my own pc. A 486 with a 20mb hdd, just big enough for Dos, win 3.1, telemate, and diablo.

I worked at a computer shop in high school and went with a family friend/manager after hours to build that computer just so we could play multiplayer the same night it released.

Your Highness Qiaobiluo ended up getting an outpouring of support after the incident, racking up well over half a million followers and becoming the most-searched streamer on DouYu.

Hard disagree on Buttigieg. The guy just continues to prove that he’s an empty suit, waiting to parrot whatever think tank talking points are delivered wirelessly to his CPU. 

Warren and Bernie.  I want them both.

I was undergoing MMA lessons when I kicked my neighbor’s dog to death, know what I’m saying?

Which is worse, a head cold or a chest cold?

This is cheating.  This is like if the debate was “what’s worse: seasonal allergies or a summer cold,” and your answer was “shitting yourself to death from dysentery.” 

Didn’t get a chance to email in my feelings about my krewe, so here’s my take.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

I would argue at least half of Batman’s Rouges Gallery is nicer than Richie Incognito. 

No, Mike, you can’t. But you also don’t have to turn your locker room into goddamned Arkham, either.

Yeah, other WYTS columns include jokes; this one is just a list of facts.

Sometimes I read these and think “Wow, Magary’s really funny. He made all these jokes and exaggerations about the Ravens/Bears/Seahawks/Whoever. He’s so clever, that Drew. Ha ha ha ... so, so funny. Deadspin is really lucky to have him. Guffaw”

Whatever you’re paying that graphics guy, it’s not enough. 

Then it’d  be an incendiary post on jezebel.

I think he’s just trying to prevent a mass exodus of players who try to go to other programs on the back of the claim that literally never beating Ohio State “drives them crazy.” 

Probably not…

I mean, damn, I’m glad for old school mma - it’s sad seeing folks like little nog still getting crushed. But that was some leg kick from Simon...if he didn’t get too excited, I don’t doubt he would have gotten Faber on the cards. I was afraid it’d end up like his wec aldo fight, just about unable to stand but not…